ka-enogtan moments

1. a girl with some friends went to a bar..

when she read a sign saying: “BELOW 18 NOT ALLOWED”

the girl said: “wag na tayong tumuloy… sasampu lang tayo asar”

2. army: san po ba dito yung pugad ng NPA?

pedro: matagal na ko dito sa bundok perowala pa akong nakikitang pugad ng NPA. ano po ba kulay ng itlog nila?

3. man: Doc, masakittuyan ko! kumain nlang ako ngkamoteng kahoy!

Doc: kaya naman pala eh, kapag kakain ka, wag sabay sabay, king kamote kamote lang. pag kahoy kahoy lang.

4. guard: hoy! bawal mamingwit dito! hindi mu ba nababasa yung babala? ” NO FISHING PLEASE!”

juan: duh! pinapaliguan nko lang kaya itong uod.


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