the beauty behind the nottie

i don’t know if you already seen this one but i’ll say this the most yuckiest film i’ve ever seen, hahaha. th story is about 2 girls cristabel( pais) and june(christine), she’s the nottie in particular, their best freinds forever then back when they were in the first grade june was the ugliest(sort of) in their class then cristabel is the most beautiful, ofcourse june was like the class mascot something like that and from then cristabel promised herself not to have any boyfriend until june finds the man that will love her uncinditionally. here comes nate cooper( he gave a paper heart to june wayback first grade) then eventually june transformed and nate realized that it’s june he loves not cristabel then they kissed end of the story. hahaha you’ll get to know the details when you see the film. hahaha

naughty naughty

sa bartolina:

preso1: umaga na tol….

preso2: huh? panu mu nasabi?

preso1: nakatayo na alaga ko eh….

hmmmmm korni hahaha

 

in a classroom:

teacher asks johny: if there were 5 birds on a fence and you shot 1 how many would be left?

johny: none, as others will fly away…

teacher: the answer is 4, but i like the way you think….

johny: i have a question madam. if 3 women are eating ice cream, 1 licking, 1 biting and 1 sucking, which is married?

teacher nervously answered: well, the one sucking the cone…

johny: no, the one with the ring on her finger. but i like the way you think….

hahahaha tama naman

mamais na joke time

intellectual quotes & expressions:

“true good to be true”
“when it rains, its four”
“once in a new moon”
“please don’t make fond of me”
“the more you haye the more you laugh”
“keep your mouth shock”
“at’s if?”
“well well well look do we have here”
“hers more to come”
“connect me if i’m wrong”
“i hope you don’t mine”
“i wanna portriat the role”
“th nerd!”
“will you please give me alone?”

 

kamowteng kahoy!

man: doc, masaskit tiyan ko! kumain lang ako ng kamowtng kahoy!

doc: kaya naman pala, pag kakain ka, wag ming pagsabayin,

kung kamowte, kamowte lang, pag kahoy kahoy lan!

 

maipagmamalaki ko!

mrs1: ang maipagmamalaki ko sa nister koay nevah niya me pinagbuhatan ng hands.

mrs2: eh nao yang maga sa fes mo?

mrs1: ahh…ehh.. sinipa niya ko….

 

eee! sobrang cheesy!

guy: tumatangkad ka ata?

girl: oh di nga?

guy: kasi dati hanggang balikay lan kita pero nagun nasa isip na kita.

girl: naks! kaw nga lumiit eh..

guy: ha?

girl: kasi dati hanggang isip lan kita ngayun asa puso na kita!

eee… sobrang cheesy nan! weh banatan nanaman….

marie digby

try to listen to marie’s  acoustic version of umbrella. it’really good and very catchy but im not saying that rihanna’s rendition is not good it also makes me move and sing out loud. latest news about our youtube sensation! according to what i’ve read she’ll have a concert here in the philipines on august 01  i think hehe i’m not very sure where the venue will be either hehehe…..

wasak kang bata ka

gf invited her bf for dinner with her parents.

bf got excited. if something were to happen , it would be thier first time.

so, he went to a pharmacy and asked a pharmacist bout the best condom to get.

that night, dinner was served and they started to pray…

after 5mins, bf was still praying.

10mins later and still no reaction from him.

gf whispered: i had no idea you wereso religious.

bf: i had no idea your mom is a pharmacist…

hahah wasak na wasak ……..

 

eto pang isa,

juan: pangarap kong kumita ng 300,00 monthly

gay ni daddy..

pedro: wow! ganyan kalaki kinikita ng daddy mo?

juan: hindi yan din ang pangarap niya!

 

wasak na wasak hahaha tae…..

aling dionisia

Sa Las Vegas

waiter: mway i take your order?

aling dionisia: soup

waiter: chicken, asparagus,noodle,fish,soup of the day?

aling dionisia: soup drenks….

heje………LOL

my first and last acquiantance?

haja….. after what happened last night.. well what did happen last night? haja it was our acquaintance party, boring at first because of the nonstop inspirational talks and announcement i think it lasted for three hours or so good thing intermission numbers were performed by the different departments of engineering.. quite boring huh!..haja then after that it was the most awaited moment of the night it’s “FOOD TIME”(YOU MUST PRONOUNCED IT WITH EXCITEMENT SO THAT YOU CAN FEEL WHAT WE WE FELT WHEN THE FOOD ARRIVED HAJA). after the eating our food it’s the very most awaited to the nth power, dancing was not our game though me and my friends are are quite good at it ha ha joke…. the operator played various dance song like poker face, jai ho and the like. at first we were so shy to dance since we don’t dance in front of everybody but when ampings lead us to the dance floor ha ha we were just laughin’ at first but suddenly we felt like we were high even though were not then our body starts to eel the music and we dance eventually, we dance like there’s no tomorrow yeah we were sweating after because other were flocking in and forming there own group dance then one of our friends suggested to take some pictures of us while we were dancing and it was fun haha. that’s what happened last night if I’m not mistaken ha ha then i doubt if i wanna transfer to other school cause i will surely and definitely miss them and everything we had done so much(a_a,)…. by the way i was aked to sing a song and yeah i didn’t sing wahaha thuogh i prepareda song “a thuosand miles” but the archi students had there own rendition of the song and it turned out so ugly hahaha they were like out of tune they try to add some add lib but it didn’t sound out well, i should’ve sing hahaha….

a post for myself

panty ni misis

 

berto: uwi nako pare at gusto o nang tanggalin panty ng misis ko

juancho: HOT NA NOT ka na yata pare ahhhh?

berto: hindi gusto ko ng tanggalin masiyado ng masikip

tooinksz hahahahaha

reasons why nalelate

reasons kung why malelate ang students:

UP: may rally e!

UB: haba ng pila sa elevator!

UC: trapik sa sesion!

ATENEO: i need to park my car!

SLU: putik na mga hagdan to oh!

SMU: baha po kasi sa gate1;)

hahaha